Random Newstories...

Just some random new stories that have caught my eye. What do you think?

Wednesday, December 6 via AOL.com

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. Nasty bastard!!

Wednesday, December 6 via Washingtonpost.com

"Keeping us up here eats away at families," said Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.), who typically flies home on Thursdays and returns to Washington on Tuesdays. "Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families -- that's what this says." Kingston says in response to the new Democratic leadership inacting a work week that starts at 6:30 p.m. Monday and will end their business about 2 p.m on Friday. But my question is weren't these politicians elected to WORK!! If I have to work a 9 to 5... why shouldn't they.

Wednesday, December 6 via AJC.com

Federal immigration agents arrested six illegal immigrants Wednesday who had security badges that gave them access to restricted areas of Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, including the tarmac. Have you not seen the security lines at Atlanta's airport... and these damn illegals get all access badges... ain't that about a b!%$h !!

Cherokee County (GA) commissioners Tuesday night approved ordinances declaring English the county's official language, and going after landlords who rent to illegal immigrants. Cherokee commissioners have maintained that illegal immigrants drain local resources. And because the federal government hasn't tackled the issue, commissioners said it was up to them to send a message to those living in the county illegally. I am all for anyone coming to America... just come legally and learn the language.

Wednesday, November 29 via CNN.com

"We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner's office.... If China Arnold microwaved her baby... they should boil her ass in alcohol.... of course IF she did it.


celeste said...

in case you didnt know you are ummm.... DUMB!!!

Anonymous said...

i still cant believe that microwave story... i hope it is not true

colinnyc said...

lighting a match to cover his fart... TOOOOOOO FUNNY

Omar Ramon said...

O lawd...I'm trying to convince myself to start reading/watching the news again...but so much foolishness abounds. *shakes head disdainfully*

Cocoa Rican said...

Okay pa... I got my much needed laugh. Sure, my coworkers now have confirmed I have no sense - and no sense of professionalism, but hey, it was worth it!

Good to see ya' back too!

Playboy Adonis said...

You misread, they didn't land the plane because of the match, they landed the plane because of the flatuance.

Score 1 more for the Aries.

I agree with Kingston, different occupations require different focus and sometimes different work hours.

Use your site to sell fake badges. I won't tell.

Legally yes, but I don't think everyone has to learn the same language. That is what makes America ...well...America

They should not have cut her food-stamps off. That bitch got hungry. This is truly sad though. How can you find the energy to put a baby into anything and then turn on the power.

CrystalnATL said...

I disagree with Playboy... I believe if you decide to take up residence and work in any country not only America you should try to learn the language to communicate effectively.

ReddMann said...
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ReddMann said...

Crystal - I totally agree with you but everyone is entitled to their own opinion... no matter if it is wrong.

Playboy - You may want to reread the article. It says the Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

CamRON said...

Playboy did u not see how this past Congress was one of the least working Congresses ever!!!

They need to have their ass their 5 days a week instead of 3 days a week 30 weeks out of a year. We elect them to work!!

Playboy Adonis said...

Damn, I was just making jokes during my whole last comment. I needed to say non-serious things. I was going through some things. Look, now, ya'll can kiss my natral brak azz....see, I'm just joking, I'm not naturally black.

That Dude Right There said...

I agree about boiling the "mother" in alcohol. I watching this on the news yesterday and just sat there dumbfounded.

Marz said...

I'm about to start driving school, and it looks like there isn't any hope being a Leo-Virgo Cuspian.

Although I think all the astrology stuff isn't real.